1. Canned Edible Smoked Rattlesnake
2. Salted Scorpion Mix | Asian Forest Scorpion & Armor Tail Scorpion
3. Canned Louisiana Alligator Meat
Ever watch people eat bugs and creepy crawlies on Survivor, Fear Factor or any number of shows on the Food Network and say to yourself, “I could do that”? It’s about time for you to eat those words and try our Scorpion Mix. These are an assortment of 100% real edible insects, seasoned with salt, and contains 1- Asian Forest Scorpion & 1- Armor Tail Scorpion.
4. Dehydrated Water
JUST ADD WATER TO THIS HILARIOUS PRODUCT. Make thirst disappear with our new formula that when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. So practical – we couldn’t believe it wasn’t available sooner!
Great gag gift for a Dad for Father’s Day, guys who love goofy presents and pranks, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor.